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Ouch! That sucks! Thankyou for the report. I guess the only silver lining is this will make the good sessions that much better by comparison.
long time reader, first time writer (but active elsewhere)

@Hobby1750 I have written some of those reviews you reference, and your review grabbed my attention - I will give you that providers, like all of us, do have tough days, but your review seemed so far from anything I have ever experienced. It appears that your attitude may have preceded you before arrival: perhaps you should have considered what you could afford before you booked - or was there another consideration?

As for my experiences - I have seen Alchemy a number of times over a few years and am never disappointed; Each encounter builds on the previous. For those seeking a real, tuned in experience, you have to visit make this phone call. Alchemy is intelligent, caring, personable, and IMHO gorgeous. She is mature but has an athletic body that someone half her age would be proud of. She is in a private, cozy, apartment on the top floor on a quiet street. She is very discreet.

Several providers I have seen who advertise tantra are just a mediocre massage with incense, patchouli, bells and whatnot. That is not the case here. She is a professional - actually was a practicing psychologist previously - and she is very interested in the human connection.

I have repeated with her on multiple occasions and each session is slightly different; as we have grown to know each other, I feel that the sessions have become deeper and more intense. A session usually begins with some conversation giving her a chance to tune in to me; she is then able to provide a beautiful time that leaves me calm/drained/refreshed/energized. In sessions she has incorporated breathing exercises, massage, and full body to body contact. Her touch is wonderful and soothing and the sexual energy we build is fantastic. Depending on her comfort level with you, there is mutual touching and caressing - as always YMMV.

This is not FS, but culminates in one of the best releases you can experience.

She is not the provider for you if you are just looking for rub and tug - you'll get that cheaper elsewhere - but if you are really looking to experience calm and connection you must put her on your list.

She asks $300 for the hour and $400 for 90 mins - Longer can be available too.
Also a duplicated from Connecticut!!

Your lack of credibility on this board makes me lean toward Hobby's disappointment rather than your admiration butt, thanks for joining us and finally contributing!!

By the way, after you get spanked for bumping a 1 year old review thread, I'm pretty sure is will be another 5 years before we hear from you again...
Originally Posted by Ed Highlight
Well I couldn’t just leave it in one thread, that would be silly!
Who gives a fuck? The review was from over a month ago
Who gives a fuck? The review was from over a month ago Originally Posted by Warrenajeffers
A fuckin' YEAR ago!!
fuckin Ed....
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@Jbiis3: You clearly are the provider writing your own shill Annunciation. No monger would correctly spell "patchouli," let alone know what it is. Nor would a straight male write "and whatnot."

I have seen many massage/tantra/reiki providers. After having over a year to reflect, I still 100% standby the review, as it was a subpar experience. In that downstate area, within a short drive's distance, there are many more worthwhile quality providers available, at reasonable rates.

You were sorta a C U Next Tuesday with an attitude. Would be somewhat sexy if you were full service, but when it's a massage which is meant to be relaxing, bitchy-ness kills the vibe.
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Sir
#12 - In our review forums, be mindful of the 'maturity' of threads you are posting to, ie. the date of the last item posted. We ask that you refrain from posting to a review in which the last post was made 30 or more days ago. Some exceptions may apply if you are providing relevant, valuable or updated information about the provider, but as a general rule of thumb, this can best be accomplished by writing a new review altogether and avoiding the bumping of old ones. This applies to our review forums, in particular, as discussion threads are often allowed to flow for an unspecified length of time.

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