The Dallas Cowboys and NFL 2022 Season

Chung Tran's Avatar
a win is a win I guess.

Now Jerry gonna brag all week about how his America's Team is the best, it's going to the Superbowl until the same old shit, when they lose again this Sunday at home to the Washington Redskins...

I meant Commanders.

So Commanders is more politically correct than Redskins???? because Redskins is offensive toward American Indians.

Isn't Commanders offensive too??? Originally Posted by CG2014
I remember 2 years ago, Terry Bradshaw mentioned the Washington Redskins, then quickly apologized and said Washington football team. That was the first time I heard the Redskins name had been dropped. ''Hail to the Commanders''? Nope, doesn't work for me.

The Cleveland Indians are something equally dumb... I forgot what, and won't dignify the change with a Google search. Meanwhile the Braves are still the Braves, complete with the Tomahawk chop and chant.

The Cowgirls (is that offensive? Hope so. They need a better Offense!) should win Sunday. I agree with Manslut upthread, defense is King around the league, so far this year. With that is the year of the lame Quarterback. Maybe that changes later?
ManSlut's Avatar
The Cowboys led by Red Jesus II & Micah Parsons will go to 3-1 for the season after handling the Washington Commanders today.

The Red Jesus is super good and so is that D!

Washington has a new all black uniform with yellow lettering that’s pretty cool looking, so they got that going for them.
TinMan's Avatar
For some reason, the only “color rush” uniforms I like are all white unis, and even then the only case where I think they are better than a team’s other uniforms are when the Longhorns do it (this pains me to say, as I don’t like anything else about that team).

Of all remaining colors, all black is least offensive to me. All others are trash, especially anything that looks like ice cream or cupcake icing.

I personally don’t believe God will allow Seattle to win another super bowl as long as they roll out those lime green unis, a true affront to our Lord and Savior.
TinMan's Avatar
If you would have told me after that Tampa Bay game this team would win three in a row with Cooper Rush as QB, I would have told you to stop drinking the Jerry Jones koolaid.

But here we are. Pass me that drink, Jerry.
Chung Tran's Avatar
Somewhat impressive win, although the Redskins (yeah I know, give me a few weeks to adjust) did great personal harm with their ill-timed legion of penalties. Tougher schedule ahead, but the Boys are playing with confidence. I don't care if Dak's thumb heals soon, Red Jesus II is my first-stringer.
Wile E Coyote's Avatar
When their $40M per year QB comes back, they will lose, but it will be either the defense or special teams fault.
CG2014's Avatar
watching the Ind at Den game.

After 4 quarters and in OT, it's 12-9 Ind on top, all field goals.

Both QB sucks.



BTW, Houston Texans now have the worse record in the NFL at 0-3-1.
TinMan's Avatar
That’s God punishing Houston for not fighting harder to keep the Oilers.
CG2014's Avatar
I miss those Luv Ya Blue days.

Bum Phillips was a character.

Earl Campbell can run.

Every year we were told we will kick the Steel Curtain in and never did.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM0qaIzTuLQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz1nhPZLyHw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NVe4gaMgpY

Remember the Derrick Dolls?

https://texasarchive.org/2016_04294
CG2014's Avatar
Sorry stupid thing posted twice.
TinMan's Avatar
Those late 70s Texas NFL teams were such great representations of their cities, particularly their coaches. The buttoned-down, dapper, God-fearing Tom Landry. The down-home, 10-gallon hat-wearing roughneck Bum Philips.

Same kind of comparison could be made of the QBs. Captain America vs. Playboy Daredevil.

You couldn’t have made up better characters. Even down to those Derrick Dolls, who looked like they shot back whiskey while the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders sipped iced tea.

Fuck you, Bud Adams and Jerry Jones. I’ll never forgive either of you for what you did to our teams.
winn dixie's Avatar
Cowbois suck. Better trade that over rated zeke now before his worth is nothing. Or not. I love seeing the cowbois lose!
Chung Tran's Avatar
Those late 70s Texas NFL teams were such great representations of their cities, particularly their coaches. The buttoned-down, dapper, God-fearing Tom Landry. The down-home, 10-gallon hat-wearing roughneck Bum Philips.

Same kind of comparison could be made of the QBs. Captain America vs. Playboy Daredevil.

You couldn’t have made up better characters. Even down to those Derrick Dolls, who looked like they shot back whiskey while the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders sipped iced tea.

Fuck you, Bud Adams and Jerry Jones. I’ll never forgive either of you for what you did to our teams. Originally Posted by TinMan
Staubach was Captain America, but who was the Playboy? Warren Moon?
CG2014's Avatar
Staubach was Captain America, but who was the Playboy? Warren Moon? Originally Posted by Chung Tran
Dan Pastorini?


Even down to those Derrick Dolls, who looked like they shot back whiskey while the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders sipped iced tea.
Originally Posted by TinMan
Remember the USFL Houston Gamblers team (1984-1985)???

A friend of mine worked with a company that organized public appearances for their cheerleaders, The Highrollers.

He would give me and a couple of buddies "backstage" access to the girls' public appearances.

We made friends with some of the girls. We were in our 19s and we were in heaven, all those girls around us and at the time, we thought they were the most beautiful girls we'd ever seen.

The good old days where girls went out with you to have fun and fuck and they didn't need to be paid nor did they expect to be paid.

Because back then only hookers and call girls and escorts get paid to go out with men.

Normal girls don't ask for that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvRqGGeaUOk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYdpocCU1tQ
TinMan's Avatar
Dan Pastorini?

Originally Posted by CG2014
Bingo. I believe he’s the guy who caused owners to introduce clauses into player contracts prohibiting them from participating in dangerous activities outside of football.