Ladies, do you have a story to share?

I posted this in the San Antonio boards and got some interesting submissions.

I like stories, I really enjoy listening to other people's experiences. I imagine some of the providers here have some interesting tales and I would like to hear them if you would be willing to share.

What you share does not have to be of a sexual nature, and you can keep the names and locations private. In fact I would prefer it that way. Funny and entertaining stories are always a plus but feel free to share a story about an irritation or something else if you like. I am game for reading anything.
No one has a story?