All Ah kin say is Ah shore 'nuff 'preciate them ol' Red Sox winnin' the series. I'd rather have a bunch o' manly men's manly men with all them bad-ass beards comin' out on top insteada a bunch o' rampant degenerates namin' themselves after a buncha l'il sissified tweety-birds!
Now all the Boston players can try out for "Duck Dynasty".