THINGS YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT WHILE DRIVING

I USED TOO DRIVE A TRUCK, I TRAINED NEW PEOPLE TOO DRIVE AND LEARN THE LIFE OF A TRUCKDRIVER, OVER THE YEARS I SEEN SOME BAD WRECKS, BAD WEATHER, SOME SOME STRAING STUFF, I WAS GOING TOO SEATTLE 1 TIME GOING ACROSS I-80 IN WYOMING WITH A NEW GUY, WE STOPPED AT LIL AMERICA TRAVEL PLAZA IN WYOMING , HAD LUNCH, LOOK AT THE WHAT NOT STORE, THEY HAD ALL KINDS OF TOURIST THING THERE, THERE WERE SOME STUFF ANIMALS THERE, 1 WAS CALLED A JACKOLOPE, -- THAT WAS A RABBIT ABOUT 2 FT TALL WITH THE ANTLERS OF A DEER MOUNTED ON IT HEAD, IT STARTED TOO GET DARK OUT THERE SO WE DECIDED TOO LEAVE AND HEAD ON WEST THEN NORTH, WEATHER WAS ABOUT TOO CHANGE IT WAS SNOWING JUST A LITTLE, SO I PUT THE TRAINEE TOO DRIVING A WHILE BEFORE IT GOT TOO BAD FOR HIM TOOO DRIVE, WE GOT ONTO US 30 I TOOK A NAP, I TOLD GO AS SLOW AS YOU WANT, DON,T MAKE ANY SUTTON MOVES AND JUST DRIVE A WHILE AND I TAKE OVER, WELL AFTER ABOUT 3 HRS, I GOT UP AND WE WERE STOPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AND THE DRIVER HAD A DEATH GRIP ON THE WHEEL AND JUST WHITE EYED AS ANYONE COULD GET, I SAID WHAT WRONG, HE SAID , DO YOU REMEMBER THAT JACKOLOPE WE SAW BACK THERE AT LIL AMERICA, YES, WELL HE SAID I SAW ONE BACK THERE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND HE WAS WAVING AT ME, WELL I GUESS IT TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO BED. LMFAO, WELL UNTIL THEN, MAYBE ANOTHER TRUCKER STORY WILL COME ALONG, COTTON EYE JOE

After trying to read that, yes, it's time for you to go to bed. You may want to consider another profession while you're at it !

That trainee must have been really new, or drinking while driving or just very tired. He should have woken you up after a half hour, or...you should have set your alarm for a half hour to take over. It's a good thing you aren't dead. LOL If while driving with him ever again in the future, he mentions he sees things that are obviously not real, I'd tell him to hang up his boots in the driving profession.