political humor

yeah yeah, I know, but still .....

President Bush and VP Cheney went to the local diner in Crawford for breakfast

the waitress seated them, gave them a menu, and was beaming just being so close the the President and VP

the waitress said "can I help you MR President"

Sure doll, I'll have a quickie, replied GW

excuse me sir ???

I just want a quickie we dont have much time, says GW

(shocked and not knowing how to respond to the President of The United States) the waitress excused herself and hid behind the kitchen door crying ..

after she got out of sight VP Cheney leaned over the table and said ..

" Uh George, its pronounced kee-sh"

YAWN!

does not fly

say whatever you want about W,
he was a gentleman

BTW...you are YEARS late with that cornball crap

hate to break this to you rich, but it wasnt really RL ..

Whether late or not it doesn't matter. I thought it was funny. Some just don't get it. Keep em coming!

hate to break this to you "jeep"

most humor is based upon a bit of truth,
and,brevity is the soul of wit...

your "joke" lacked both

BIG SMILE

NOW FOR A REAL JOKE

President Bush/Obama was standing at a urinal,taking a piss...

he was blissfully reading the graffiti,
until one verse angered him

"Why are you looking up here?
The joke is in your hand!"

THE JOKE'S ENDING --- MULTIPLE CHOICE

and President Bush wrote underneath it:
"on this joke,you would surely choke"

OR

and President Obama wrote underneath it:
("UH..UH..UH" and not much else.......
there was no teleprompter present)

brevity is the soul of wit



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