Friends, You have been foolish

OH! You trouble me like women.

Friends, you have been foolish.

Nineveh will not return to Eccie...
No.
For money...
No.
For Ego...
No.
Nor to drive away the Elites!...

She will come, because it is her pleasure...

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson,
and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could
still have sex three times a night. Kylie Minogue, who
was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show,
Kyle said, "Sean, if I am not being too forward, I'd
love to have sex with an older man. Let's go back to
my place."

So they go back to her place and have great sex.
Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good,
let me sleep for half an hour, and we can have even
better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my balls
in your left hand and my dick in your right hand."
Kylie looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay".
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have
even better sex. Then Sean says, "Kylie, that was
wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour,
we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my
balls in your left hand, and my Dick in your right
hand." Kylie is now used to the routine and
complies. The results are mind blowing.

Once it's all over, and the cigarettes are lit,
Kylie asks "Sean, tell me, does my holding your
balls in my left hand and your dick in my right
stimulate you while you're sleeping?" Sean
replies, "No, but the last time I slept with a
slut from Melbourne, she stole my wallet."
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  • WTF
  • 02-04-2010, 09:56 AM
OH! You trouble me like women.



She will come, because it is her pleasure...

Originally Posted by Nineveh

My, my, my, what would 007 say having to follow such a double entendre.

And Poetry. I almost forgot the poetry.


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I am not the blogger you so hope me to be.
Sorry for the inconvenience!
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She will come, because it is her pleasure... Originally Posted by Nineveh
I can just hear Peter O'Toole speaking to Anthony Quinn . . . .
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Nineveh you are priceless.
Funny Nineveh!
My, my, my, what would 007 say having to follow such a double entendre.
Originally Posted by WTF
Forget that nonsense. What would Seth McFarlane say?!!

Nineveh you are priceless. Originally Posted by Wayward
Nope. Not priceless. After all, I only search for the pearl necklace(or pearly gates-or whatever it was from the other thread) from time to time. No Pearl am I.
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian are talking about sex.

The Italian says, “When i have finished making love to my girl, she levitates six inches from the bed.”

The Frenchman says, “That’s nothing! After 6 hours of continuous love making to my girl, she levitates 3 feet off the bed!”

The Australian says: “Streuth mate, when I’ve finished ‘rooting’ me Sheila, I get off the bed, wipe me cock on the curtains…and she goes through the fucking roof!!”
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I am not the blogger... Originally Posted by Nineveh
I don't care who you are. I find you to be charming, smart and often right. Glad its your pleasure to be here.
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Nice Lawrence of Arabia allusions.
OH! You trouble me like women.

Friends, you have been foolish.

Nineveh will not return to Eccie...
No.
For money...
No.
For Ego...
No.
Nor to drive away the Elites!...

She will come, because it is her pleasure...

Originally Posted by Nineveh
I U. Even if you have just come out as G-A-Y