See you in 2 hours!

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."

Lmao ! Too Funny

lmao that was good

i want a booklet of those birthday certificates

i want a booklet of those birthday certificates Originally Posted by notequiteatroll

+1

Reminds me of the lady who put an egg in the attic every time she had sex with someone other than her husband. The husband found them, there was only two eggs, and beside the 2 eggs there was $20,000. When he ask her about the 2 eggs she told him the truth. He then ask about the money and she told him every time she had a dozen eggs in the attic she sold them and put the money in the attic.

Lol! Good one

lmao

Ok ladies I know you know some good ones, come on and give me another good laugh........I could use one.