Just fuck me like a whore

ran across this today from Craigslist (not mine lol)



OK . . . I give up . . . just fuck me like a whore


OK - I have been trying to meet a "nice" guy for quite a while now, using both traditional methods (set-ups through friends, the bar scene, work, etc.) and non-traditional (i.e., internet dating), and have had abysmal results. By "nice", I don't mean a bible-thumping, republican, up-tight putz who could make a diamond out of a lump of coal planted firmly up his a-hole. I mean a guy who is capable of having a decent conversation that doesn't center around the size of his cock; who is aware of the world around him; who is respectful of people and animals; who doesn't clip his fucking fingernails on the train; who makes me laugh; who parties like a rock star when he has the time; and who can fuck me like a champ after checking his hang-ups at the door. Someone with a brain. A sense of humor. A job. I'm a busy, successful, attractive woman with a professional degree and a great circle of friends. I have a life. What I don't have, however, is a lot of time to wade through a bunch of bullshit. If you just want to get laid, fine; just say that up front so I can move on. Don't make me waste my time exchanging e-mails for days, then stop writing after I don't want to answer the "money" questions after knowing you for 3.5 hours, like 1) what's the craziest sex you've ever had? 2) how often do you masturbate? 3) do you have a nice, clean ass, with clean ass odor? (I couldn't make that up) and 4) do you like oral? (DUH??!!?? WHO DOESN'T??) Apparently, no matter how pretty, sexy, funny, smart, successful, sweet, caring, interesting etc. I am, it all boils down to one thing: fucking. Fine. I give up. You want to fuck? I can fuck.

WANTED: a guy to pull out his big, thick cock within five seconds of our first meeting. I want to kneel at your feet and worship you (and your organ) like a greek god. I will take your throbbing love-stick in my mouth and service you like a pro. I will lick the head of your penis, concentrating on the sensitive spot underneath the head, where it meets the shaft. I will then take you fully into my mouth, and move my head all the way down, swallowing the entire length. When you're all the way in and I'm fighting not to gag, I will move all the way back to the tip, then repeat. I will continue, up and down, until I feel that you're about to cum; then I'll stop, lick my way down to your balls, and take take them both in my mouth while stroking your cock with my hand. I will then move around to your back, spread the cheeks of your ass and rim your asshole with my tongue while stroking your cock. I'll shove a finger or two up there, if you like.

Once you're good and hard, I'll let you eat my pussy for a while, preferably until I cum two or three times. A little rimming of your own would be nice. Attention can be paid to my breasts (which are D-cups, by the way), or I can pinch my nipples myself. Once my juices are flowing, you can proceed to the fucking. Shove your cock in me, hard, all the way in. The harder the better, and if you're hung like a horse, my prayers have been answered. Keep going. Don't worry about me; I will make myself cum again on my own, either with old-fashioned diddling or my trusty vibrator. My ass needs attention, too, don't forget-I'm a three-input kinda girl! After you've made me cum fucking me the old-fashioned way, slowly (and gently, please!) push your huge dick up my ass. Use lots of astro-glide. I will be a little hesitant at first, but then the yummy pleasure-mixed-with-pain will start to kick in, and I'll get really into it. I'll start shoving my ass back against your cock as hard as I can, until I explode with the hardest orgasm yet. At this point, if you feel like getting your freak on, we can pop in a porno and emulate whatever is happening on the screen. Or, I can pull out my cache of sex toys. You can have me straddle an enormous uber-cock and work as much of it into my vagina as I can take, while you get in on the action by fucking me up the ass. You want a threesome? No problem. I'll invite one of my crazy girlfriends over, and you can watch me eat her out while you masturbate. Or, she can sit on my face while you fuck me. Another option is you banging me from behind while I lick her pussy. The possibilities are endless, really.

Once that's over, feel free to pull out and cum on my ass / tits / face / mouth / whatever.

See, I do have what you want! Don't tell ME law school was all for naught. . .
w4m

I love it!! down to brass ticks on both levels. Your a nice lady and someone is missing out big time.

And the one responder doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're" which is the contraction of "you are."

Nor did that person read what SnL wrote at the start of her post... that what she copied from CL was not her posting. I seriously doubt SnL has any issues with getting anyone she wants in the RW.

SnL, I found that post funny, sad, comical, sarcastic, and it kind of turned me on... *chuckle*

I would marry the lady that wrote that.

Nor did that person read what SnL wrote at the start of her post... that what she copiedfrom CL was not her posting. I seriously doubt SnL has any issues with getting anyone she wants in the RW.

SnL, I found that post funny, sad, comical, sarcastic, and it kind of turned me on... *chuckle* Originally Posted by PhantomofTheOpera

You would be correct ..and a naughty man

I'll run an like that when my escorting days end

^^^^ busted... again!

Goodness,
The author just pretty much described the perfect session, I felt a little tear run down my face as I read it being at home tonight, and now with a raging hard on, damnit that was good.

If she cant get whoever she wants whenever she wants then something is very fucking wrong. I could just sit around and listen to her talk. This chick is smart.

Sorry about the two mistakes I made. I am just human sometimes.

Sorry about the two mistakes I made. I am just human sometimes. Originally Posted by uhaveme

no worries, I actually edited it to say "not mine" but didn't see your comment at the time, my apologies.
I just thought it funny and wanted to share

What was her number or how do we contact her?????

if there were more women like that in the real world, men would not need to hobby, and that would not be a good thing for the providers

Wow! That is all I can say.

Wow!!! made me want to meet her! Lol wow!