Festivus - time for the Airing of Grievances

In the immortal words of Frank Costanza "I've got a lot of problems with you people!".

Swordmaster - does posting Super Ass Fantastico on every review really add anything. C'mon man, you're better than that

Iron Butterfly - have you downloaded every porn item off the internet? Leave a little bit for the rest of us

Still Looking, Whispers, mongers with thousands of posts, etc. - get away from this site and go outside once in a while, or at least get some sleep. This is a hobby, not something that takes up all your time

Ladies - remember to check who you are logged in as before you post. Also try to have some pics that are from within the past year - selfies on a phone usually look fine.

Mods - you are being far too fair and kind to everyone.

Finally, happy holidays to everyone and hope you all get that this post is completely in jest. Can't wait to see what grievances others have to air!

As we dance around the Festivus pole in celebration of this wonderful time, my grievances are few...

But here they are...

*WHY are there not more Dallas quality AMPS in Austin?
*I appreciate a girl who just takes pics & doesn't try to gloss them over too much... Charilee comes to mind. She has a bit of a tummy, and she shows it...no big deal
*DON'T say you are GFE if you don't know how to kiss


That's enough for this Festivus Eve morning...may your wood bee strong and your balls light.

BTW Mr P, what makes you think us high post count guys AREN'T out? I posted once yesterday from the grounds of the Driftwood Winery, once from the Driftwood Starbucks., and once on a walking trail in Pederanales State park. Not all of us are lurking in our Moms basement. Right now I am in a northside coffee shop having brunch with a civvie who thinks I am doing "work" as I type this....

Just one little grievance:
Post if CIM is on the menu (either in a Ladies showcase or in a guys review, if you happen to know).

THX.

In the immortal words of Frank Costanza "I've got a lot of problems with you people!".

Swordmaster - does posting Super Ass Fantastico on every review really add anything. C'mon man, you're better than that

Iron Butterfly - have you downloaded every porn item off the internet? Leave a little bit for the rest of us

Still Looking, Whispers, mongers with thousands of posts, etc. - get away from this site and go outside once in a while, or at least get some sleep. This is a hobby, not something that takes up all your time

Ladies - remember to check who you are logged in as before you post. Also try to have some pics that are from within the past year - selfies on a phone usually look fine.

Mods - you are being far too fair and kind to everyone.

Finally, happy holidays to everyone and hope you all get that this post is completely in jest. Can't wait to see what grievances others have to air! Originally Posted by mrhappysf

+1x100!!

after putting all these clowns on ignore(same ones you mentioned above), I sure get through Threads and ThreAds much faster!!

IB

All very well said gentlemen. Recent pics, updated menu and praise for Charliee....amen!

I only have "0ne" gripe:

I know what you think I am going to say but "I'ts" much bigger than that, almost the size of, my gonads (at least the left one).

It was yesterday!!!!!!!!

Festivus

Type Secular
Significance A holiday celebrated by those seeking an alternative to the commercialism and pressures of the Christmas holiday season.
Celebrations Airing of Grievances, Feats of Strength, the aluminum pole, Festivus dinner, Festivus miracles
Date December 23
Next time December 23, 2016
Frequency annual

I only have "0ne" gripe:

I know what you think I am going to say but "I'ts" much bigger than that, almost the size of, my gonads (at least the left one).

It was yesterday!!!!!!!!

Festivus

Type Secular
Significance A holiday celebrated by those seeking an alternative to the commercialism and pressures of the Christmas holiday season.
Celebrations Airing of Grievances, Feats of Strength, the aluminum pole, Festivus dinner, Festivus miracles
Date December 23
Next time December 23, 2016
Frequency annual Originally Posted by RandB fan

Come on my brother....THINK.

WHO is one of our good friends in this thread?
WHAT is his famous invention?
Is IS Yesterday...it will be today soon...

I have more pull than he does! Think about who's show he had a segment on?



OK this one time (Christmas and all) but he can't bring Sherman. Rules are rules.

Come on my brother....THINK.

WHO is one of our good friends in this thread?
WHAT is his famous invention?
Is IS Yesterday...it will be today soon...

Originally Posted by Toyz