Happy Zombir Jesus Day

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  • YoHou
  • 03-31-2013, 04:36 PM
Mustn't forget the horrible stench zombie Jesus would be sporting after 3 days locked in the hole . Ewwwwwwwwww !
Wakeup's Avatar
Keep trying sport...
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Mustn't forget the horrible stench zombie Jesus would be sporting after 3 days locked in the hole . Ewwwwwwwwww ! Originally Posted by rockerrick
One of these days a child or parent will be in the emergency room or in ICU/CCU and the doctor will tell you that things don't look very good and that they may not pull out of the medical dilemma they're in.

At that point, you will forget this stupid and immature internet persona and do what you can do help them out. If it takes prayer, no doubt you'll pray.
Wakeup's Avatar
Huh?
Zombir??? WTF
One of these days a child or parent will be in the emergency room or in ICU/CCU and the doctor will tell you that things don't look very good and that they may not pull out of the medical dilemma they're in.

At that point, you will forget this stupid and immature internet persona and do what you can do help them out. If it takes prayer, no doubt you'll pray. Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN
Prayer is useless , there's nothing there ! And that's not a persona , it's an atheist speaking at you ! And people will die no matter how hard you pray , that's a fact ! Otherwise we would never die , we'd just keep praying .
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rr you keep touting the worship of Satan yet claim to be an atheist. Theologically, Satan comes from the Religion of Abraham. In Hebrew, Satan means "the opposer" and Satan was cast down into hell for opposing God. How can you hold Satan as a deity and deny the existence of God? Isn't that a direct contradiction. A true atheist does not recognize the existence of any deity. Not trying to start shit here just want clarification of your position.
You know I'm just an agitator ! Satan and God are as much bullshit as Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader !
Next you're gonna tell me you really believe you're a kitty ?
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No, I get it. I'm just as much of an instigator, agitator, shit-stirrer, what ever you want to call it, abeit a little more subtle. You just put something that seemed to be genuine and personal out there so it gave rise to my question. Thancks for the clarification.
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Satan and God are as much bullshit as Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader ! Originally Posted by rockerrick
HEY NOW!!! Vader is NOT bullshit! Take that back.
Sorry DG , Lord Vader is the most real . And he absolutely has the most awesome theme music !
jbravo_123's Avatar
Pastafarianism is the true way to go.
Wakeup's Avatar
IPU FTW!

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You know I'm just an agitator ! Satan and God are as much bullshit as Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader !
Next you're gonna tell me you really believe you're a kitty ? Originally Posted by rockerrick
Well he does shit in a litter box.