Damn, put that dress and wig back on.
"ET ready for Earth vacation in his new RV!"
I think you mean "take me to your leader" not your Peter...
Simon Pegg: "So you're saying your alien chicks like 3 fingers in the pink and NONE in the stink?"
Look buddy, I appreciate the ride, but I'm NOT gonna probe you!
Originally Posted by tia travels
Roswell....They should rename it Deadsville man,
The only bar in town closes at 10pm, and they don't even have a drycleaners
$30 is kind of high for a half and half with a bald meth head.