I wish lol

So I've been single for about 3 months and I absolutely love the freedom to be my own person without consulting another before I make any major decisions or being criticized for being me. Douchbag. I'm taking a year off dating to rediscover myself. But when I do decide to begin again I'm not sure If I want to be with a man or woman. Oo ooo! What if I can find a hot, down to earth chick with a medium size cock. Baby if you're out there, MARRY ME

Lots of chicks with sticks out there if you can find one that is into girls!

Where can I find her????? Lol