Corona jokes

Tough times all around, but humans can create laughter out of the roughest circumstances. Here’s one instance.

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"😂😂😂😂😂
Guy’s at home and really sick..he’s waiting for his doctor to call him with test results from a few days prior. The doctor finally call him back and says I have news for you. Bad news and REALLY BAD NEWS. Based on your test results and your medical comorbidities I’m certain you won’t be able to live another day.....that’s the bad news. The REALY BAD NEWS is I forgot to call you about that yesterday!!!!