Hi guys,
I just got back from an amazing trip to Rio. Anyway, during my time working there I researched a lot of Portuguese phrases so that I could at least make sure I got exactly what I wanted from the girls I would be seeing
I don't speak Portuguese and just a really tiny amount of spanish and the only termas I had time to visit (Monte Carlo in Copacabana and Solarium in Lagoa) had really very few English speaking girls around.
Most of the really hot ones didn't speak any english at all and without my prior research I would have been shit out of luck as far as interviewing them to see if they would do what I like. Also, its more fun if you can at least speak a little bit.
So without further ado, here's my small guide to what, in my opinion, any english speaker needs to know to be able to have a great time with a working girl in Brazil! Most of this shit isn't in complete sentences but who cares, also some pronunciation may vary by region this is for RIO but it will get the job done anywhere in Brazil I'm sure.
I'm sure I didn't follow the right way of doing the pronunciation shit but whatever who cares you get the idea! Portuguese speakers feel free to correct me but this is what I used with great success so I thought I'd share it.
English
Portuguese
Pronunciation
I'm sorry I don't understand
Desculpe, eu nao entiende
day-SCHOOL-pay, ee-YOH NOW en-tee-YEN-day
I don't speak portuguese
Eu nao falo portuguese
ee-YOH NOW FAH-loh portuguese
I speak a very small amount of portuguese
Eu falo pouco portuguese
ee-YOH FAH-loh POH-koh portuguese
Do you speak english?
Voce falo englese?
VOH-say FAH-loh ain-GLAY-say?
Please
por favor
poor fah-VOAR
Thank you very much
Muito obrigado
moo-ee-TOH oh-bree-GAH-doh
Do you do everything?
Voce faz tudos?
VOH-say FAH-zay too-DOZE?
Do you do anal sex?
Voce faz sexo anal?
VOH-say FAH-zay SEX-oh ah-NOWL?
Do you like anal sex?
Voce gusto sexo anal?
VOH-say GOO-stoh SEX-oh ah-NOWL?
Do you do BBBJ?
Voce faz chupa sem camisinha?
VOH-say FAH-zay CHOO-pah SEM cah-mee-SEE-nya?
I cum in your mouth?
Eu gozar em sua boca?
ee-YOH goh-ZAR EM soo-AH BOH-cah?
Let's go
Vamos V
AH-mohz
Suck (blowjob)
Chupa
CHOO-pah
Deepthroat
Garganta profunda
gar-GAHN-tah pro-FOON-dah
Lick
Lingua
LEAN-gwah
Kiss
Beijos
bee-AY-johs
More
Mais
mah-YEEZ
Don't stop
Nao pare
NOW PAH-ray
I like that alot!
Gostoso
goo-SHTOH-zoh
Face
Cara
CAH-rah
Breast
Peito
PAY-toh
Pussy
Buceta
boo-SAY-tah
Ass (larger)
Bunda
BOON-dah
Ass (small)
Bundinha
boon-DEE-nya
You are beautiful
Sua es muito bonita
soo-AH ess moo-ee-TOH boh-NEE-tah
You are beautiful
Sua es muito linda
soo-AH ess moo-ee-TOH leen-DAH
You are beautiful
Sua es muito beleza
soo-AH ess moo-ee-TOH bay-RAY-zah
Drink?
Bebida?
bay-BEE-dah?
I am drunk
Eu es bebado
ee-YO ess bay-BAH-doh
Stop
Parar
PAH-rahr
Slow down
devagar
day-vah-GAR
I relax for a little while
Eu relaxar para poco tempo
ee-YO hay-lah-SHAR pa-RAH poh-KOH tem-POH
In a little while
Mais tarde
my-EESH char-JAY