I'll provide the sentence & several options for the topic...you merely chose the one to make your story!
Its easy...take a shot...
Hey Baby, my "pick one" Mom, Cat, Fish, blind-in-one-eye deaf mute neighbor is in "pick one" Jail, Beiruit, Purgatory, a Coma and I have to get them out.
Can you "pick one" Loan, give, send, bring me $$$ today?
I promise to "pick one" pay you back, trade, say a prayer for your ignant ass when you die.
You know I am good on my word and would never "pick one" lie to you, fuck you over, dissapear without even a pussy hair left behind...
If you don't have any cash, could you loan me your "pick one" Tag, Rolex, Baum & Mercier for a week or so?
I'd really appreciate it baby, because you know you are my "pick one" only guy, #1 ATF, the dumbest john I can think of...
So thank you honey, and love ya bunches!!!!