Ben Gay

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had
three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny... keep me potent and ready." The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" and said, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours." The guy says, "Gimme three boxes."
The next day the guy walks into the same pharmacy, goes up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places. The man says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay." The pharmacist replies, "Ben Gay? You're not going to put Ben Gay on that are you?" The man says, "No, it's for my arms - the girls didn't show up."

lol....Ive heard of guys using bengay for pranking each other...

lol....Ive heard of guys using bengay for pranking each other... Originally Posted by evagodiva

A bunch of us put some ben gay in a guys jock strap in high school. A scene I have not forgotten. I had some guilt about that for quite a long time. However, I was glad to be on the giving end of that prank rather than the receiveing end...)

lil ben gay or icy-hot put on a deoderent stick is good too.

heard about mixing ben gay into someones sunscreen but didnt do that one to anyone during my youth.