Golf in the Closet

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and
hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman's husband also
comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have a golf ball.'

Man - 'That's nice.'

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

Man - 'No, thanks.'

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

Man - 'OK, how much?'

Boy - '$250'

A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover
are in the closet together..

Boy - 'Dark in here.'

Man - 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have sand wedge.
'The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How
much?'

Boy - '$750'

Man - 'Sold.'

A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, 'Grab your
sand wedge and golf ball, let's go outside and have some short
game practice. The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and sand
wedge dad.'

The father says, 'What?! How much did you sell them
for?'

Boy - '$1,000.'

The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that. That is far more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.'

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit
in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit with me again. You're
in my closet now.'

Naughty naughty priest. lol

LOL!! Good one!!

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and
hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman's husband also
comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have a golf ball.'

Man - 'That's nice.'

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

Man - 'No, thanks.'

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

Man - 'OK, how much?'

Boy - '$250'

A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover
are in the closet together..

Boy - 'Dark in here.'

Man - 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have sand wedge.
'The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How
much?'

Boy - '$750'

Man - 'Sold.'

A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, 'Grab your
sand wedge and golf ball, let's go outside and have some short
game practice. The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and sand
wedge dad.'

The father says, 'What?! How much did you sell them
for?'

Boy - '$1,000.'

The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that. That is far more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.'

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit
in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit with me again. You're
in my closet now.' Originally Posted by budrn

That was good, Ok heres one for ya hope ya like it.

A guy goes into a Bar and orders ten Shots. The Bar Tender asks the man thats a lot of Booze something wrong. The Man says well today my best friend of 25 years tells me he's gay. It just blew my mind his wife will be so hearbroken if he tells her. Bartender says " Man Iam sorry to hear that"
A week later same guy enters the bar and orders 15 Shots. Bar tender serves his order and asks the guy whats wrong now? the man says geesh, today my 19 year old son tells me he's Gay. "Oh man thats tough" says the Bar tender.
A week later same guy enters the Bar and this time orders 25 Shots. The Bar Tender this totally disgusted with the man's rash of bad luck says " Man doesn't anybody in your life like women" The man replies " Well apparently my wife does".