Lady:Can you get this stain out of my dress?
Dry Cleaner: Come again?
Lady: No. This time it was ranch dressing.
- Groovy Johnson
- 12-18-2017, 05:38 PM
- Sexy Texan
- 12-19-2017, 04:53 AM
That's funny!
- Sexy Texan
- 12-19-2017, 05:15 AM
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What do the Pope
and a Christmas
tree have in common?
Their balls are for
decoration only!
and a Christmas
tree have in common?
Their balls are for
decoration only!
- Sexy Texan
- 12-19-2017, 05:58 AM
A lady walks into a fancy jewelry store.
She browses around and spots a beautiful diamond ring.
As she bends over to get a better look she accidentally farted.
Embarrassed she turns around to see if anybody noticed.
There stood the salesman directly behind her.
Cool as a cucumber & very professional the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day Madam, how my be of service to you today?"
Embarrassed the lady hoped the salesman hadn't heard her little "accident"
She asked, " What is the price on this beautiful diamond ring?" He answers, "Madame if you farted just by looking at it you're going to shit your pants when I tell you the price of it!"
She browses around and spots a beautiful diamond ring.
As she bends over to get a better look she accidentally farted.
Embarrassed she turns around to see if anybody noticed.
There stood the salesman directly behind her.
Cool as a cucumber & very professional the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day Madam, how my be of service to you today?"
Embarrassed the lady hoped the salesman hadn't heard her little "accident"
She asked, " What is the price on this beautiful diamond ring?" He answers, "Madame if you farted just by looking at it you're going to shit your pants when I tell you the price of it!"