If you wrote a book about your time in the hobby, what would the title be?

As an occasional writer, I've been amusing myself lately with imaginary, funny titles that aptly describe my time here. My two favs are


The Art of the BJ - What's Five Minutes Out of Your Day?

(This would have to be a manual marketed to wives)

And

Prostate Massage - One Woman's
Search for the Elusive Magic Button

(That one would probably have to be a memoir)

I would love to hear all of yours!

Freaky tales

1.3" of dangling death

"No, It Does Not Happen Only Between 10 pm and 3am!"

If you wrote a book about your time in the hobby, what would the title be?

Barflies are cheaper

Nice thread....i think we are getting somewhere. Title of my book.... Hobbying 101

"delites - they're not just for afternoon anymore!!"

one chapter per year, at least.
tho, one thick an djuicy chapter would be "the more delites, the merrier!!" about all the threesomes and foursomes i've enjoyed.

''The Adventures of a STD Risk Arbitrager''

Good thread...My two nominations:

The DATY G.O.A.T.

My Life as a Whore

"Leave it to Beaver: and other tells from the Bush"

I would title mine:


"Your crotch, why isn't my face in it already? a retrospective"



it would be a coffee table book .

"Tales From a Trick of the Trade"

(we're not looking at a very long book here)

How to get scammed with a rental car

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Cunnilingus, Art of Fine Dining

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