The Black Bra

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Zorro?"

LoL... This probably would happen in more marriages than you think. Sometimes, I have to think why bother?

Most men would have thought they got home early and soncho was coming over.

I would have thought I was at the wrong HOME!!!!

Thanks R4C, that's the funniest one I've read in a long time.

Most men would have thought they got home early and soncho was coming over. Originally Posted by Hobbyfun

True So True.

.... then the married woman told her story..."I met him at the door wearing.... and he said, "didnt we just do this last night at the office"?