My analysis of provider names

I'm semi-drunk and definitely bored so here is my latest installment of provider names.
Stay tuned for more (unless I pass out).

angelhoneyeyez - her eyes of honey were made by angels. Too bad she won't reply to my PMs

Forever_Diamond - Sounds like a Zale's advertisement

red-hot - not much to go on but her one profile pic is muy caliente

missmolly- well good golly. certified flotation devices

CandJ Babes - I don't know what that means. I like B and J babes more

jamieDallas - small j, big D (small D here). Well I guess her name is jamie and she lives in
Dallas. Off the record I'm infatuated with that first new pic in your showcase.

Winter Kay - does she leave on March 20th ?

SerenityBanks - Serentiy now, Serenity now, Serenity now.

lovelybritney - she's lovely and her name is britney. not sure what else to say.

loveduckx3 - wtf?

N1ck1 - so damn hard to search for names like this. Go with Nicki(and your age). Your showcase pics are upside down.

Queen Chocolat - 4'10'' no bare anything?? dammmit

Katie Cumms - probably not if you see me

diorallurexo - what??

Ohh Ooh.. DO ME DO ME! *jumps up and down in excitement*

Very in depth analysis of providers here. A MENSA candidate indeed. Moral of the story here: don't drink and post.

Gotta love drunken self depreciation. Wp op. Enjoy this tomorrow!

Very in depth analysis of "provers" here. A MENSA candidate indeed. Moral of the story here: don't drink and post. Originally Posted by Barrymccockinner

What you talking bout? What the hell is a "prover"? Maybe you're the drunk one?

Gotta love drunken self depreciation. Wp op. Enjoy this tomorrow! Originally Posted by FunInDFW

I've done this stupid shit sober.

What you talking bout? What the hell is a "prover"? Maybe you're the drunk one? Originally Posted by L.A.

Ha ha! Fixed mine too.

Here, I'll help you.

Julesjaguar - more like a hot cougar

Thathotnurse - I'd like to play doctor with her anytime.

Ze - would love to lick the alphabet on her.

Kinky Little Nikki - some say she was a sex fiend. Would like to get kinky with her sometime.

Blissdfw - more like complete nirvana

Aprill - would love to shower with her awesomeness.

Bella McKnight - yeah, I've got nothing, she's just hot and at the top of my mental list.

Lol! I felt dumber just writing this.

I felt dumber just writing this. Originally Posted by Barrymccockinner

with a name like Barrymccockinner, I think you had a head start on "dumber"!

Sometimes I wish I had gone with a more "clever" name. But on the flip side of that coin.. if I were a guy, it would be hard for me to keep a straight face on a phone call "Uh.. hello... is this Slutbag69?"

with a name like Barrymccockinner, I think you had a head start on "dumber"! Originally Posted by Chung Tran

Lol!

Ohh Ooh.. DO ME DO ME! *jumps up and down in excitement* Originally Posted by ~Ze~

Bravo, OP! I've tried for years to get ~Ze~ to say that to me.

I choose my hooker name knowing there were definitely no others with it and mine is spelled different from the College.

My second choice was MADONNA

He'll I feel like changing mine since it's a new year ugh but I kinda like mine.

I choose my hooker name knowing there were definitely no others with it and mine is spelled different from the College.

My second choice was MADONNA Originally Posted by berkleigh

BITCH I'M MADONNA

Have had that stuck in my head for days...

BITCH I'M MADONNA

Have had that stuck in my head for days... Originally Posted by ~Ze~

Lmao. Right!

Love that song! And her!