Two older guys, Ralph and Bart, were sitting at the bar swapping lies. Bart turns to Ralph and says, "You know, when I was in my 20's and got a boner, I could try to bend it with both hands, and it wouldn't budge. Then in my 30's, I could bend it a little. By the time I reached my 40's, I could bend it quite a lot. Then in my 50's, I could bend it at will. Now that I am in my 60's, I can bend it DOUBLE with just one hand!
Ralph, listening intently, asks, "What's your point old buddy?"
Bart thinks hard and says, "Well just how much stronger am I gonna get?"
