how many clients are bonking a provider at this precise moment?

So I was just reading the review of Ember Simmers and saw the comment by Adeptus noting that he enjoyed her company this morning, which amused me because I also enjoyed the company of a provider this morning, which then made me think of that hilarious scene towards the beginning of the film Amelie where the main character is imagining how many people are doing the deed at that precise moment in Paris. So I wonder how many hobbyists were bonking a provider at 8am today? Or as I write this silly post that has no real purpose, lol...

Ask again in a few minutes and I will raise my hand - figuratively speaking of course

darn, ..........

Haven't boniked any ladies since July

Lol hmmm I wonder what I was doing

Had a very good day with Hazel this morning.

I was pretty much getting screwed over at work today... does that count?

Ive never bonked anything in my life! Ive boinked a few times, screwed a couple more.... Am I doing it wrong???

I was chatting with a provider that moment. In mind's eye I was boinking her. Does that count.

at 8am i was at work sadly...

Lol hmmm I wonder what I was doing Originally Posted by b@ileythepistol

Making some guy very very happy I'm sure.

For those that might be curious, the film scene I was referring to can be seen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mnaw7DI1A1g

The metaphysics of this question is is mind boggling.....and quickly approaches the absurd!!!

It is almost like boinking one provider while fantasizing of another!!!

damn I missed this post...I was riding a cowboy!! lol

damn I missed this post...I was riding a cowboy!! lol Originally Posted by DallasRain

How considerate of you to save that horse! I do hope your fellow was equally eco-conscious and saved a tree by eating a beaver