How Not To TCB!

The following is a true story. Only the names have been changed to protect the Not So Innocent.

Fucktard sees a nice ad for a well known, young Hooktard. The small head takes command, as usual. A text is immediately sent asking about rates, services and availability, as none is listed in ad.

Hooktard responds almost immediately with information. Hooktard is having lunch and will be back at in call in 25 minutes. Fucktard heads to in call and arrives on time.

Texts Hooktard he is here. No answer. Calls Hooktard and phone is turned off.

5 minutes later Hooktard phones and says she is stuck in traffic. Will be there in 15 minutes.

Fucktard kills time by reading ECCIE Showcase and Reviews. All good, so Fucktard gets more worked up.

25 minutes later, no Hooktard and no call or text. Fucktard tries again, text and call. Phone is turned off and no response to text.

Fucktard waits another 10 minutes, texts Hooktard he is leaving. No response.

15 minutes later Hooktard texts that she is there and will offer a discount.

Fucktard is almost home by then and texts No Thanks.

Cant people just post a straight up NCNS with out all the "tell us who it is" games?

Is this about EE again?

Cant people just post a straight up NCNS with out all the "tell us who it is" games? Originally Posted by citizen44

Well he did say its from a well known, and he knows the WK might come in and save the day!!

Who feels like getting bashed ijs..

Waiting for 30 minutes is no big deal. I would have waited and see what was up with her. No I am not WKing here.

Was there taint involved?

Cant people just post a straight up NCNS with out all the "tell us who it is" games? Originally Posted by citizen44

She did finally call and she did finally show. Just almost an hour after she said she would be there and I was gone. So, not a NCNS.

an hour is too long.

waiting 30 min is at the edge of OK. If they are at a hotel with a nice bar, and you can have a drink or 3 while waiting.

But, and hour is not TCB.

The following is a true story.

Fucktard sees subject line "How Not To TCB!"

Fucktard clicks on link to learn.

Fucktard reads stupid sanitized story that protects everyone but the op.

Fucktard reads a few more comments including one from French Toast saying his time is cheap and he has plenty to waste on late pussy.

Fucktard thinks "Why the fuck do I click on this stupid shit?....op wasn't even going to fuck her."

Fucktard clicks away to go make fun of the latest potty-mouthed outing whore.

Mmmmm french toast

Mmmmmmmmm LOTTO

She did finally call and she did finally show. Just almost an hour after she said she would be there and I was gone. So, not a NCNS. Originally Posted by Oralist

How would you know she actually showed up as you were not there? She lied about meeting you at the designated time, so why wouldn't she lie about arriving when you weren't there to disprove it?

So how much of a discount did she give you not to post her name? That is after all why you posted this waste of our time.

Another useless thread..........I just saved money on my car insurance

So.... Who was it?

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Fucktard reads a few more comments including one from French Toast saying his time is cheap and he has plenty to waste on late pussy. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Waiting 30 minutes for late pussy is doable for me because I wouldn't have made an appointment if I didn't have a some time to spare just in case the girl was late or something like bad traffic or a bad taco took up some of my "cheap time." Don't be such a whiny bitchtard.