It's me or it's free

Has that ever really worked?

yes,
if you walked or ran away when it was not her

If it's not me, then why would I be buying, even if it's free?

I can't imagine getting a pm saying...
"Sorry, my bad! I had to run out for awhile and my roomie took over. Your next session is on me."
Some people complain because the burger doesn't look like the one in the picture.
Not sure how many get a free one.

It could be them just 50 lbs lighter or 20 yrs younger.. but still them lol