... So, there it was - Ol' Dumb Dundee took his rifle
and went hunting in the woodlands ... He was hoping to
find some chook or a fat doaby... And as he neared the creek
he caught sight of a beaut of a pretty-bird, who stepped
out of the water NAKED after taking a dip.
The pretty-bird gave Dundee a beautiful smile.
So Dundee smiled right back and then asked her a question:
"Are you game?" he asked.
"Sure!" the girl replied.
... So Dundee shot her. ... ....
#### Salty