~BBFS Pledge~

As this seems to be a very interesting topic with a lot of layers, I thought I would offer the offended Hoogars a way to show everyone how serious they are about not taking in raw monger cawk.

All the concerned Hoogar has to do is virtually sign the "NO BBFS Pledge" below, and everyone will know that they have NEVER charged for BBFS and they NEVER WILL!

{{{This of course allows for them to fuck any dishwasher boyfriend for free anytime they wish, cause no one gives a fuck what they do in their off time}}}.

Step up girls...put your lifetime conviction in writing. JUST SAY NO. {{{But mean it}}}.

Mongers, feel free to state your allegiance to the Non BBFS club too. Stand loud & proud!

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This is dumb for a zillion reasons. Namely, just because a provider did BBFS in the past with one or two guys (or a million if she felt like it!) doesn't mean she's forever more forced into doing it for every client thereafter and can't promote avoiding BBFS as a best practice. Just because someone drove drunk once doesn't mean they are required to stay silent when other people drive drunk until the day they die nor does it mean they should have a drink forced into their hand every time they get behind the wheel.

This is dumb for a zillion reasons. Namely, just because a provider did BBFS in the past with one or two guys (or a million if she felt like it!) doesn't mean she's forever more forced into doing it for every client thereafter and can't promote it as a best practice. Just because someone drove drunk once doesn't mean they are required to stay silent when other people drive drunk until the day they die nor does it mean they should have a drink forced into their hand every time they get behind the wheel. Originally Posted by Leah Layada

Its only dumb if the message is over your head. Its a sarcastic poke at providers and mongers who are quick to crucify others for something they have likely done themselves.

Dig this...its not illegal...its a choice.

To date not a single person has signed it to signify that they are chaste. Might you be the first?

This is dumb for a zillion reasons. Namely, just because a provider did BBFS in the past with one or two guys (or a million if she felt like it!) doesn't mean she's forever more forced into doing it for every client thereafter and can't promote avoiding BBFS as a best practice. Just because someone drove drunk once doesn't mean they are required to stay silent when other people drive drunk until the day they die nor does it mean they should have a drink forced into their hand every time they get behind the wheel. Originally Posted by Leah Layada

Looking at your pics I would creampie the shit out of you. You're hot!

According to your post if anyone has EVER made a mistake even if they have since realized and regret the error they are supposed to pretend like BBFS is safe and normal for people that are known to be having high risk sex.

Its only dumb if the message is over your head. Its a sarcastic poke at providers and mongers who are quick to crucify others for something they have likely done themselves.

Dig this...its not illegal...its a choice.

To date not a single person has signed it to signify that they are chaste. Might you be the first? Originally Posted by Toyz

I'm both flattered and disgusted. Thanks...I guess? But I'm decidedly not interested.

Looking at your pics I would creampie the shit out of you. You're hot! Originally Posted by Little Monster

According to your post if anyone has EVER made a mistake even if they have since realized and regret the error they are supposed to pretend like BBFS is safe and normal for people that are known to be having high risk sex. Originally Posted by Leah Layada

So you're signing the thing or not? Quit fucking around and take a stand. No review poser...

Sorry, as you mentioned I'm quite dumb and have to have things explained better so I understand.

Are you asking if I believe that the female anatomy is much more prone than the male anatomy to catch infections and viruses? Yes, I do believe that.

Are you asking if I think it's bad business for an individual who's very sustenance requires a healthy body(including vagina) to engage in their job to risk their most valuable asset? Yes, I think risking the health of your vagina unnecessarily in a situation where your vagina is damn near the only thing you have going for you is very bad business.

Sorry, sometimes you have to spell things out for me. I'm doing the best I can with my limited intellectual and emotional resources but (as I'm sure you can relate to) sometimes that's just not enough.

So you're signing the thing or not? Quit fucking around and take a stand. No review poser... Originally Posted by Toyz

Sorry, as you mentioned I'm quite dumb and have to have things explained better so I understand.

Are you asking if I believe that the female anatomy is much more prone than the male anatomy to catch infections and viruses? Yes, I do believe that.

BZZZZZTTTT! Sorry, wrong answer, would you like to go for double jeopardy where the money carn REALLY mount?

Are you asking if I think it's bad business for an individual who's very sustenance requires a healthy body(including vagina) to engage in their job to risk their most valuable asset? Yes, I think risking the health of your vagina unnecessarily in a situation where your vagina is damn near the only thing you have going for you is very bad business.

BZZZTTT! Wrong answer again, would you like to call a big breasted friend to help with the question?

Sorry, sometimes you have to spell things out for me. I'm doing the best I can with my limited intellectual and emotional resources but (as I'm sure you can relate to) sometimes that's just not enough. Originally Posted by Leah Layada

Yes, sometimes our diminished brain pans & shattered emotional base causes us to misinterpret obvious messages in our haste to appear glib.

Well I'll be fucked...just read some of your posts & its easy to map who you were.

How the hell are you? Been a while since we've crossed swords. Hope this little tit for tat finds you well?

Apologies for the dumb statement...that obviously doesnt apply in your case.

LOL. And people say I'm the argumentative one? I agree with you that I'm dumb and then you rush to say I'm not...hobby guys are so wishy washy.

I'm fine I guess. Got bored and lonely so thought re-joining the hobby would help provide some excitement in my otherwise boring life. I've gained weight though (160 lbs at 5'7'') and am like 3 or 4 years older than I was (33 yrs in actual human years not escort, "add 7 years to get the real age" years) so the phone hasn't been ringing off the hook. How are you?

Yes, sometimes our diminished brain pans & shattered emotional base causes us to misinterpret obvious messages in our haste to appear glib.

Well I'll be fucked...just read some of your posts & its easy to map who you were.

How the hell are you? Been a while since we've crossed swords. Hope this little tit for tat finds you well?

Apologies for the dumb statement...that obviously doesnt apply in your case.

Originally Posted by Toyz

LOL. And people say I'm the argumentative one? I agree with you that I'm dumb and then you rush to say I'm not...hobby guys are so wishy washy.

I'm fine I guess. Got bored and lonely so thought re-joining the hobby would help provide some excitement in my otherwise boring life. I've gained weight though (160 lbs at 5'7'') and am like 3 or 4 years older than I was (33 yrs in actual human years not escort, "add 7 years to get the real age" years) so the phone hasn't been ringing off the hook. How are you? Originally Posted by Leah Layada

I am peachy keen fine! Got scammed by a scummy hoodrat, but no worries Karmas on my side

. Just been livin' the eccie dream ya know? Still tryin' to sell my biography to TIME LIFE, but they are not negotiating the rate in good faith. We'll get there eventually.

If you'd quit swallowing you could drop that tonnage, just sayin'

Swallowing is a $100 upcharge...and I could use the money as I want to get butt implants.

I am peachy keen fine! Got scammed by a scummy hoodrat, but no worries Karmas on my side

. Just been livin' the eccie dream ya know? Still tryin' to sell my biography to TIME LIFE, but they are not negotiating the rate in good faith. We'll get there eventually.

If you'd quit swallowing you could drop that tonnage, just sayin' Originally Posted by Toyz