What's the best

pick up line you ever heard?

you make the sun shine on a cloudy day.

Drunk friend getting close to closing time at the bar. . .

You've got great legs. What time do they open?

Hey baby, how would you like to have eight inches?

(response) Yes, but not if I have to f**ck you four times to get it.

You've got Peanut Butter legs,

Creamy smooth and easy to spread.....

Remember my name... You'll be screaming it later

Git in the damn truck!

you are beautiful, what is your name ?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?


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Baby, you remind me of a wrench. When I think of you, my nuts get tight.

Hop on my harley right behind me.

You Look Like You Fell In A Bottle Of Hott Sauce! So Hott. Ha ha... okay so i made it up!

Me: You going to the BBQ?
her: What BBQ?
Me: The one where i throw my meat on your grill.

I can still remember all the girls and women that I used them on with success....thank you for letting this old man stop and have pleasant thoughts on such a beautiful Friday night! Would you let me buy you a drink and try a couple more on you?

Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? (Angie S.)

There isn't a definition in the dictionary for how good you look. (Monica D.)

Say "You dropped your name tag" as you hand her a packet of "Sugar" (Terri M.)

I'll cook you dinner if you'll cook me breakfast. (Kathy P)

What's your best pickup line that would work on me? (Lisa D)

I really like your jeans (or other article of clothing), May I talk you out of them? (Kim C)

What could you possibly see in me? I can only cook, clean, and light your fires. (Pamela)

If I could be your pet, where would I sleep? (Nancy S)

I want to check out the new chef at (name of restaurant), what would you like for dessert? (Julianne)

I'm gathering ideas for a new spa, can you help me with a list of your favorite massage oils? (Melissa)