Masterbating While Driving! WTFO?!?

Okay, I found this on another forum board. I HAD to post it here! I couldn't believe that this was a serious post!

After the shock wore off...it made me laugh! Ha....(it's not funny.)
(Okay, it's a little fuuny)

WTFO?!? Holy Masturbation Batman! This is crazy!

Ok, so since I was a senior in HS I LOVE to jerk off while driving.
Sometimes I'll see a car with a cute girl and stick next to her a while.
Sometimes they wave while seeing my cock, sometimes they join in, sometimes I get the finger.
Anyone else ever do this?? Women what would you do if you saw this.... sure you probably have before though...

Okay, I have Not experienced seeing someone like him on the road before!
I honestly have No idea what I would do if I did?! Ummm.....wave? Ha.. I mean what the hell?

I think I'd be in shock! It seems dangerous! Don't you think? Damn...I just don't know about this guy! I mean...really?!

Now, I am guilty of giving someone a bj while they were driving! Okay, maybe a hj or two as well! But, I'm the passenger! It was a road trip! Not a grocery store trip.

What are you guys doing or having done to you behind the wheel?

~Kelly TNT

My first thought...this is definitely not a guy I would want to buy a used car!

My second thought....is I would love to read that accident report!

My third thought...is that covered on my liability insurance?

And I thought texting while driving was bad...

...this gives a whole new meaning to car jacking!

Thanks Kelly!

Kelly,

I have always wondered about the gals driving with their left leg up to the door. Airing out the kitty or putting the vib to work?

Personally, can't think I good get a woody stroking it behind the wheel. Now, if I had the help of someone like you, hell, who knows, I might be able to even blow. Very dangerous, though.

CSI

LOL....Leg up! I know that position! I've done it a few times myself!


I wasn't vibrating or airing anything out. I just think it's a comfortable place for your leg. Sometimes! Now, it would depend on what I was wearing...if I did that or not. I know I would....like on my drive home from the River, Austin..whatever.

Damn! I could have been vibrating All this time!
What crap!

~Kelly TNT

Kelly,
I am afraid this is what commonly happens to guys that switch from a stick shift to an automatic. Going cold turkey is not always a viable option.

An advantage of driving a truck or SUV is sometimes that left leg up reveals some goodies. Years ago I took a route near the Village Apartments and more than once I saw a pretty young woman getting her morning finger exercise in while driving. I had dark tinted windows and would drive next to her as long as possible.

I did make a mistake of getting a blow job from a gal on I-35 once, it caused an unwanted incident with a semi that was trying to look in.

Thought it would be fun once to record onto cassette some porn and see what it was like driving in the car.

After sailing thru a few red lights, driving through a retirement home, hydroplaning through a drive-thru liquor barn and scattering a bus stop, I came (or didn't, I should say) to a conclusion

Keep your hands on the wheel, and not on your steel.

Thought it would be fun once to record onto cassette some porn and see what it was like driving in the car.

After sailing thru a few red lights, driving through a retirement home, hydroplaning through a drive-thru liquor barn and scattering a bus stop, I came (or didn't, I should say) to a conclusion

Keep your hands on the wheel, and not on your steel. Originally Posted by TexasT

OMG! Is that a true story! Ha...lie. If it's not. Lie. That's awful! Okay, and Hysterical at the same time! Ooooof! See, that's what would happen to me! I just know it!

I get that whole gear shift thing. When I'm in "The Mood" while driving...I seem to Never let go of the gear shift! It's in my hand whether I'm shifting or not. Rubbing it...gripping it..Ha... true story!


~Kelly TNT

Excellent time for this thread!!! Going on a road trip Thursday!!!!

Kelly that is funny, because I find myself doing the same thing...I am using
my index finger to slightly rub around the rim of my shaft (gear shift)......

And then one day I was driving with a sun dress on and yes it was hiked
up and my left leg was against the door and a guy was driving beside
me in his tall truck and I'm in my short convertible and he honks and I look
over and he told me to lift my dress up (flash me baby) I rubbed my
crotch and then licked my fingers...........he smiled so big I though
he was going to explode over into my car...so I hope he was masturbating
by then just for me.....

My former SO had a friend who used a pocket rocket while driving. The only rule she made was that she could only use the pocket rocket when on the freeway. Told us she tended to close her eyes when climaxing and didn’t want to cause an accident, had to love her logic.