Teacher's Pet

On the last day of school before the Christmas break, the children
brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of
assorted fruit.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The
teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She
touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another
drop and asked, " Champagne ?"

"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"

cute ! lol

LOL... A good clean joke to pass on to my friends.. Won't they be surprised!