Things NOT to say during sex ...

Still Looking's Avatar
SL’S TOP 10 THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR

1) Hey, has your dick got smaller?
2) Are you in? All the way?

3) Are your balls itchy too?
4) I think I have a woody.
5) I might have just started my period.
6) The soars in my mouth are almost healed.
7) When you take a pregnancy test, what does the plus sign mean?
8) I'm going to the free clinic tomorrow?
9) I need to poop but I'll wait till were done!
10) I'm trying to cum, but it’s like you seeing that provider in Canada, you want it real bad, but it’s just not going to happen!

Or honey I'm home...
or.... call your SO the wrong name.
tia travels's Avatar
I've said about 3 of those things aloud and said about 3 of them to myself too. LOL
TheAntichrist666's Avatar
That was funny...lol : )
Lol im guilty of asking someone are u in there yet and are u sure u got this lol
pyramider's Avatar
Have we seen each other?
samlion4455's Avatar
lol, it was really funny