Nothing in the Pines

So since everything is closed again in PA, I took to the road and traveled to Palace in the Pines as I had read good reviews about the facility. It was strange even for me. As reported, the cover for the front bar is $5 and drinks are $5, but if you go to the back entrance to the separate non-alcohol bar and pay the $15, you can go back and forth all night. The front bar serves alcohol but it is only bikini dances only. Not even a bikini in most cases, more like sexy nighties. Oh and you can smoke, but you have to buy an astray for a dollar! Which is actually a plastic cup with a little bit of water in the bottom. That's a first for me. I asked if they charged a dollar for toilet paper too, but luckily I only had to piss.
So the back bar was topless and nude if they got enough tips, but one girl had a large butt covered in pimples, so I wanted to tip her to back on her skirt. There was one young VERY cute dancer and I went for the 4 for 60 "deal", which is no deal since songs are 15 each. I tried to explain that there is supposed to be a discount for multiple dances, like for instance, 4 for 50, but she didn't seem to understand my logic. The lap dance room is not a room but a closet, with a small metal chair. Really? That's almost as bad as the narrow wooden bench seats at the Tennyson Lodge. Anyhow, with 2 songs to go she mentions a happy ending is 150. I almost laughed out loud. With that amount and the remaining time pressure, I declined but countered with 60 for some DATY. She thought and said 100, now with only one song left. Things were going downhill quickly as I also discovered she didn't shave down there so decided to go back to the front to drink and smoke and use my super deluxe ashtray. Oh well - at least I know what it's like In the Pines now and doubt I'll visit again.
So since everything is closed again in PA, I took to the road and traveled to Palace in the Pines as I had read good reviews about the facility. It was strange even for me. As reported, the cover for the front bar is $5 and drinks are $5, but if you go to the back entrance to the separate non-alcohol bar and pay the $15, you can go back and forth all night. The front bar serves alcohol but it is only bikini dances only. Not even a bikini in most cases, more like sexy nighties. Oh and you can smoke, but you have to buy an astray for a dollar! Which is actually a plastic cup with a little bit of water in the bottom. That's a first for me. I asked if they charged a dollar for toilet paper too, but luckily I only had to piss.
So the back bar was topless and nude if they got enough tips, but one girl had a large butt covered in pimples, so I wanted to tip her to back on her skirt. There was one young VERY cute dancer and I went for the 4 for 60 "deal", which is no deal since songs are 15 each. I tried to explain that there is supposed to be a discount for multiple dances, like for instance, 4 for 50, but she didn't seem to understand my logic. The lap dance room is not a room but a closet, with a small metal chair. Really? That's almost as bad as the narrow wooden bench seats at the Tennyson Lodge. Anyhow, with 2 songs to go she mentions a happy ending is 150. I almost laughed out loud. With that amount and the remaining time pressure, I declined but countered with 60 for some DATY. She thought and said 100, now with only one song left. Things were going downhill quickly as I also discovered she didn't shave down there so decided to go back to the front to drink and smoke and use my super deluxe ashtray. Oh well - at least I know what it's like In the Pines now and doubt I'll visit again. Originally Posted by StudMuffinPA
It's been a solid year+ since I've been there. It used to be that extra fun (BBBJ) in the private closets was $80, and no one ever counted songs or time.
The Tenny lapdance rooms are awesome! Private AF and the cameras dont work. Way better than the public rooms at Erotica, Cheerleaders, and (now w/ covid) Ricks! I've always had the most mileage at Tenny.
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The Tenny lapdance rooms are awesome! Private AF and the cameras dont work. Way better than the public rooms at Erotica, Cheerleaders, and (now w/ covid) Ricks! I've always had the most mileage at Tenny. Originally Posted by takedacannoli
It’s closed now, right?
Yeah I’m pretty sure it is.