FUNNIEST SH*T I EVER HEARD!!!!!
Had a potential client call me last night, with a different type of request, He enjoys being dominated and forced to be with another male (not my cup of tea I was quick to tell him) Anyways, he told me he sent a text out last night after relieving himself to my pictures asking if I would be willing to be the dominatrix that would help him fulfill this fantasy.
This morning he got a text from a lady explaining that her mother who was 86 yrs old and had heart problems, read the text and laughed so hard she spit her dentures into her coffee!!
Oh My F'ing GAWD!! STRAIGHT out of a movie scene right there!! I have been giggling all morning thinking about this. I was in Wal-Mart passed the coffee and busted out laughing, people were looking at me like I was a lunatic! Oh well, we all know that I can be sorta crazy sometimes. Anyways, enjoy ladies and gents!!
Too funny!!! The crazy stuff we deal with.....
Kisses & Licks, 
Shelby
And you thought it was just the horses . . .