Encounter: Stinky Carmen

Date: Feb 24
Name: Carmen
User ID:: None
Phone: (214) 968-3165
Email Address: -
URL / Website: https://tryst.link/escort/carmen2004
City: Dallas
State: Texas
Address: Outcall
Activities: Cbj / doggy / fiv / missionary
Hair Length and Color: -
Age: Mid 20s
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Hispanic
Physical Description: Attractive body
B cups
Nice skin
Nice hair
Recommendation: No

Even without reading the ROS this review is fucking hilarious. Sorry you had to toftt my man. I and others appreciate you keeping it real and being honest though.

amazing review

Research in OH2 would have told you she wasn't GFE.

Her Tryst states $50. Deposit for Outcall. Did you do the deposit?

Not discussing ROS but asking so all can see.

Were specific activities only discussed but not agreed by both parties.

Or discussed and agreed by both parties but she then said no to more GFE type activities once in person meaning she lied?

Are these lyrics to a song?

Originally Posted by CapKirk

Date: Feb 24
Name: Carmen
User ID:: None
Phone: (214) 968-3165
Email Address: -
URL / Website: https://tryst.link/escort/carmen2004
City: Dallas
State: Texas
Address: Outcall
Activities: Cbj / doggy / fiv / missionary
Hair Length and Color: -
Age: Mid 20s
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Hispanic
Physical Description: Attractive body
B cups
Nice skin
Nice hair
Recommendation: No Originally Posted by regalbeagal43

Hmmm not sure if your trolling but when I had a date with her she smelled great�� beautiful petite woman

Hmmm not sure if your trolling but when I had a date with her she smelled great�� beautiful petite woman Originally Posted by Dallascowboys3031

Maybe she read this review and sprayed some Fabreeze down there before her session with you. Or you’re nose blind.

Nothing kills a boner faster than a smelly pussy. OP needs some Fabreeze now.

Yeah that sardine smells takes ages and a ton of washing to get out. It still lingers hours to days later.

Our grandparents were on to something. Time to bring back LYSOL for feminine hygiene!

After all, you know the idiom:

"Everything Old Is New Again."

Are these lyrics to a song? Originally Posted by george6585

She would definitely be a “one-hit wonder”.

Pro tip: If no douche bag is available (other than the monger, of course), Lysol-soaked cotton balls inserted in the nostrils will often suffice..

CG2014 - Thanks for the vintage ads, believe 100% of vintage things would be banned in today's WOKE environment, but, alas our grandparents used to live in a real world, golden age.

CG2014 - Thanks for the vintage ads, believe 100% of vintage things would be banned in today's WOKE environment, but, alas our grandparents used to live in a real world, golden age. Originally Posted by prince_c3

Not putting Lysol up the cooter is woke now?

I’m positive I would known if she smelled funny or masked the smell but hey who am I to say im just leaving a good review for the young lady when she was nothing but kind and had some tight young cat !

The title of this review made me giggle