If you are one of the stupid dudes I've got great news.
Tell your story and be specific. There is no such thing as too many details so the more details the better.
Once your story passes the stupidity test me and my management team will then initiate the conflict resolution process with the female or the shemale for old fat white dudes like Dr. Hackenbush.
She will then have 24 hours to tell her side of the story. If she doesn't then she will be guilty by default and sentenced up to and including all of the above.
Let me stress one thing. Regardless of how stupid you are you will not be heckled.
Don't get caught with your pants down!























