Champagne Anyone?

So a few weeks back I decided to get a jacuzzi suite and some champagne to surprise a client who has been especially sweet to me.

He enjoyed it so much I have been thinking about setting up something like this for my other more upscale clients. like a very intimate multi hour session with

Hot Oils
Strawberrys
Champagne
Jacuzzi
ect....

How many guys would be looking for something like this and am I crazy or wasting my time to think gents actually care about that "girly" stuff?

Input would be greatly appreciated
Offer some good Scotch and they'll be there!
discreetgent's Avatar
Good champagne works as well
I host out of my non jacuzzi having condo normally and I usually keep some cognac or vodka on hand in case a client needs to losen up or as of late warm up from coming out of that cold ass weather...lol

I guess I need to stop being cheap & buy a bottle of scotch and stop being greedy and share the Moet I keep hidden in my fridge at all times :-)
Sisyphus's Avatar
Sounds like a plan to me! I would respectfully suggest that you add bleach...lots & LOTS of bleach...if it's not YOUR jacuzzi....

Good luck to ya! If I was in Naw'leans...it would get my attention!
I was thinking of booking a room at an upscale hotel somewhere near the cbd area, One that can afford to pay a housekeep to bleach the hell out the whole room..lol

not a 60$ wham bam enjoy your crabs maam type of spot lol
Sisyphus's Avatar
I was thinking of booking a room at an upscale hotel somewhere near the cbd area, One that can afford to pay a housekeep to bleach the hell out the whole room..lol

not a 60$ wham bam enjoy your crabs maam type of spot lol Originally Posted by JahiaraQ
I don't doubt for an instant that you're "top shelf" all the way!!! But, when it comes to crabs on your privees.......trust no one!!!!
not a 60$ wham bam enjoy your crabs maam type of spot lol Originally Posted by JahiaraQ
That is one of the funniest damn comments I have ever read!!!
Rudyard K's Avatar
He enjoyed it so much I have been thinking about setting up something like this for my other more upscale clients. like a very intimate multi hour session with

Hot Oils
Strawberrys
Champagne
Jacuzzi
ect....

How many guys would be looking for something like this and am I crazy or wasting my time to think gents actually care about that "girly" stuff?

Input would be greatly appreciated Originally Posted by JahiaraQ
I think as long as there is plenty of "etc....", your idea will work great.
@Sisyphus - Touche but u could always go bald and be proactive ....lol
@Ivy Chick - I have my moments
@Rudyard K - there is always plenty of ect...
Sisyphus's Avatar
@Sisyphus - Touche but u could always go bald and be proactive ....lol Originally Posted by JahiaraQ
Who is to say I haven't? I'm just trying to make sure you & yours are protected!
atlcomedy's Avatar
I'd echo the concerns about the hotel hot tub....and staying at a $200/night place doesn't make me feel better about it than a $60 place, in all cases.

Having a quart of Gatorade for between "etc." isn't a bad idea either

BTW, I'm not sure you need to add a couple hundred dollars a day to your cost structure if your condo setup works. If a guy expresses a special interest, maybe get it as a treat/change of pace for both of you.

You can still add the drinks, strawberries/fruit tray, oils into your current setup.
I'd echo the concerns about the hotel hot tub....and staying at a $200/night place doesn't make me feel better about it than a $60 place, in all cases. Originally Posted by atlcomedy
I've stayed in expensive hotels and in fleabags. The one thing they all seem to have in common is a Spanish-speaking housekeeping staff that is paid minimum (probably b/c they're undocumented). I'd be careful about trusting any hospital-like cleanliness to that dynamic.

[BTW, I'm not knocking the HK staff. They're here for the American dream, just like we are. I'm knocking the system that they work under. It's a lot like slave labor.]
@atlcomedy those are both very good suggestions ... thank you
@charlestudor2005 I totally agree with you
TexTushHog's Avatar
Depends on the champagne and what snacks you have to go with it. You get Billecart-Salmon Brut Rose and some nice smoked salmon and I'm in. Likewise, there are any number of other very good champagnes I'm fond of. But I'd sure want to know what champagne was being served. And hopefully an appropriate snack to go with it.