Am I the only one who's been thinking that maybe the Secret Service could have used some professional consulting from one of our members regarding Columbia?
Ahem..........
Might be some freelance work available, brother!
- Guest090116-1
- 04-15-2012, 08:46 AM
- Osolomio
- 04-15-2012, 12:01 PM
That's some funny stuff. I thought of NL too when I heard Columbia.
- MsElena
- 04-15-2012, 02:23 PM
Ya know, I haven't talked to Nash since Tuesday. Hmmmmm
Nash?? Did you get the SS guys in trouble?
Nash?? Did you get the SS guys in trouble?
- farmstud60
- 04-15-2012, 07:41 PM
My thought is that Nash wouldn't be seen with such low company.
I can't believe the agents were that stupid.
I can't believe the agents were that stupid.
- Osolomio
- 04-15-2012, 07:47 PM
The few guys I've met who claim to have been members of the alphabet club haven't impressed me much. Mostly egotistical drunks. Of course we did meet in bars, so maybe I only met the one kind. Met a couple of SEALS who were pretty laid back and cool. Yeah, I used to work in a bar.
- guest101013-2
- 04-15-2012, 08:38 PM
They PM'd me for advice, but their government issued attitudes got the best of them, lol. How you could possibly fuck up buying pussy in Colombia is beyond all reasonable common sense and pure stupidity. This is coming from a guy (me) who use to tape a $10 bill to my forehead and would score with some of the hottest chicas at Ovieda Mall in Poblado, Medellin, Colombia. It's the fanciest shopping mall in all Colombia. It was like shooting fish in a barrel. Also, I'm honored and take great pride in the fact that so many of you thought of me in this challenging time of our nations history when it comes to pussy buying in a foreign country.
- newyorkboy
- 04-15-2012, 09:54 PM
NASH FOR PRESIDENT! - "If you're gonna be screwed by your country, it might as well be by a professional!" RMFAO!
- pyramider
- 04-16-2012, 04:47 AM
Wait ... Does he lube?
- guest101013-2
- 04-16-2012, 06:42 AM
Here's another little tidbit. When you spell Colombia, it is with a "o" and not with a "u". This was explained to me by a hot little spinner named Bibiana who was teaching me some spanish during one of our many after-fuck pillow talk sessions. "When in Colombia, what do you do", she said? "You have lots of orgasms, so you should always remember to use an "o" instead of a "u". After what she did to me and what I tried to do to her, I will always remember her beauty and the correct spelling of Colombia. It's amazing how great sex can be such a good learning tool. One thing for sure, I'll never forget her teaching methods, lol.
- Guest090116-1
- 04-16-2012, 07:37 AM
Nothing beats positive reinforcement.
No wonder I can still remember Miss June 1971's favorite turn ons.
lol
No wonder I can still remember Miss June 1971's favorite turn ons.
lol
- guest101013-2
- 04-16-2012, 09:19 AM
- Bigh1955
- 04-16-2012, 11:21 AM
Just posted in National forum...they can't be real smart...p4p is pretty straight forward. I guess if you're an egotistical grump who works in an environment above the law most of the time, you think its ok to stiff a hooker (pun intended!)
- guest101013-2
- 04-18-2012, 08:34 AM
I'm getting kind of bored again and this thread MP2 just gave me a great idea for a carnal adventure to inject some intrigue back into life. Anyway, give it some thought because I am.
An adventurous guy should fly down to Cartegena and attempt to find and fuck the "hookers" that were stiffed by the feds. The person can then put up a unbiased, ungoverned, untaxed, uncensored adventure review for all the world to read since this is a hot news item. Should have it all documented on video about the "Hunt for Stiffed Hookers".
Haven't been to Cartegena in 4 or 5 years because Medellin is much better and cheaper. Cartegena is the gringo tourist trap of Colombia and the pussy is much more expensive. Why would you pay 200 for something you can get for 20. Anyhow, could be a great investigative journalist piece. You'd probably have to do 50 to 100 hookers (out of thousands) to lead you to the gals in question. Once you found them, you could do them all, individually or a group thing and get the real story and not the government version.
The trip and all the other associated costs would cost a guy 30k for a high estimate. Maybe CNN would pay you handsomely for such a piece. Another possibility could be that CNN fronts you the coin to get the story. Nothing would be better than having someone else pay for a blow out pussy hunt adventure. The gals down there would love you big time because they could become instanty famous. Cartegena would love you because of all the additional tourism they would get once the word got out that pussy is easily available and reasonable (but not like Medellin or Bogata). The only downside is that a person should be fluent in spanish. Unfortunately, I only know enough spanish to get me laid and that's about all. It's not to hard to get an honest interpreter anyway.
Additionally, if you are already a freelance journalist and it doesn't pan out, you would have one good tax deduction and one hell of a bunch of good memories. Nothing would be better than having the government pick up a pussy buying excursion. This wouldn't work for me unless I showed income as a independent journalist because of the IRS "smell test" to which I refer to as the "sniff and lick test".
Anyhow, it could be interesting.
An adventurous guy should fly down to Cartegena and attempt to find and fuck the "hookers" that were stiffed by the feds. The person can then put up a unbiased, ungoverned, untaxed, uncensored adventure review for all the world to read since this is a hot news item. Should have it all documented on video about the "Hunt for Stiffed Hookers".
Haven't been to Cartegena in 4 or 5 years because Medellin is much better and cheaper. Cartegena is the gringo tourist trap of Colombia and the pussy is much more expensive. Why would you pay 200 for something you can get for 20. Anyhow, could be a great investigative journalist piece. You'd probably have to do 50 to 100 hookers (out of thousands) to lead you to the gals in question. Once you found them, you could do them all, individually or a group thing and get the real story and not the government version.
The trip and all the other associated costs would cost a guy 30k for a high estimate. Maybe CNN would pay you handsomely for such a piece. Another possibility could be that CNN fronts you the coin to get the story. Nothing would be better than having someone else pay for a blow out pussy hunt adventure. The gals down there would love you big time because they could become instanty famous. Cartegena would love you because of all the additional tourism they would get once the word got out that pussy is easily available and reasonable (but not like Medellin or Bogata). The only downside is that a person should be fluent in spanish. Unfortunately, I only know enough spanish to get me laid and that's about all. It's not to hard to get an honest interpreter anyway.
Additionally, if you are already a freelance journalist and it doesn't pan out, you would have one good tax deduction and one hell of a bunch of good memories. Nothing would be better than having the government pick up a pussy buying excursion. This wouldn't work for me unless I showed income as a independent journalist because of the IRS "smell test" to which I refer to as the "sniff and lick test".
Anyhow, it could be interesting.