If i'm Rosenstein, i say, fire me, you big fat orange blowhard, and set off the Saturday night massacre leading to your impeachment and disgrace into perpetuity.
so, why the hell offer a resignation like you're a goddam man-bitch? is he, in fact, a man bitch?
and, i leave the second question to ya'll. but if the biatch offers his head on a silver platter, waddaya say, beware the greeks bearing gifts, to whit, tormentors' heads on a silver platter??
i say fuck that. if i'm the orange-clown-in-chief, i say, "thank you sir, and good day to you.." (and good riddance, to boot..)