Tight Skirts

Tight Skirts::



In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman
wearing a
tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus..
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became
aware that
her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the
height of
the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that
this would
give her enough slack to raise her leg.
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind
her to
unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time
attempted the
step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to
unzip a
little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
picked her
up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the
bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
yelled,
"How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would
agree with
you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured
we was
friends."

lol my man!!! funny one.:clapp ing:

GOOD ONE!
ive had that problem once with tight jeans..
and by the end of the day they were a pair of daisy dukes