Noobie just getting into the hobby

So I just started getting into the hobby and starting to get addicted to the amp scene. Curious, if you had to rank streetwalkers, backpage/craigslist, amps, extras in strip clubs, and eccie providers for highest chance to get caught by LE, how would you guys rank it?
I am assuming:

1. streetwalkers
2. backpage/craigslist
3. amps
4. extras in strip clubs
5. providers

Also, anyone on here ever get busted at an AMP in Texas, willing to share the story?

Yes I am totally paranoid and have a lot on the line, I just cant stop thinking about these massages and the price point