The police had just done it's periodic raid of the local "cathouse" and had all the girls lined up waiting on the paddy wagon.
An old lady was walking by and asked one of the girls what the police were doing with them all lined up like that. The girl replied "they are giving us all free lollipops".
The old lady thought well my sweet tooth is acting up, I'll get one and got in line.
A few seconds later a Vice Sergeant came by and asked the old lady "aren't you way too old for this"?
The old lady emphatically replied "as long as they keep making them, I'll keep sucking them"!