TOP ten things to look for which might mean you are an older provider

TOP ten things to look for which might mean you are an older provider:

1) If you give serious though to installing a handicap ramp at you’re in call, you may be an older provider.
2) If you have a CPR machine as part of your sex toy collection, you may be an older provider.
3) If your clients use as much Geritol and Metamucil as they do Viagra, you may be an older provider.
4) If to keep up with the times you have had so many face lifts you have a brown ring around your neck, you may be an older provider.
5) If you your head board is considered an antique, you may be an older provider.
6) If you have had to go out to the car to wake a hobbyist, you may be an older provider.
7) If you’re buying and using make up to cover varicose veins, you may be an older provider.
8) If a 50 year old hobbyist knocks on the door and you mistake him for the paper boy, you may be an older provider.
9) If your first review was sent by pony express, you may be an older provider.
10) If the first time you went on tour it was on horse back, you may be an older provider.

"I'm doing this to put my grand daughter through college" becomes one of your top 5 excuses for continuing to hobby.

I think I have put hundreds of nursing students through school. If I get sick, chances are 6-5 I'll know my nurse LOL

funny, funny ...thanks for reminding me I'm another year older this week, now I can go change my age.

I guess you know your an older provider when your age isn't even listed in the drop down box
oh well I tried

Happy Birthday Sweetie!

Happy Birthday Sweetie! Originally Posted by Still Looking

thanks but its not till tomorrow, I think, I'm so old I can't remember

Do they still make Geritol? lol

If you talk about geritol you might be an older provider

I watch Lawrence Welk reruns on PBS whenever I get a chance lol, I find him fascinating and a one and a two. 1970's television is or was awesome lol. I recall that their sponsor was Geritol. I just watched some LW a few months ago and I remember seeing the sign hanging over the orchestra.

This just in....

If you start sentences by saying, "Before they had planes, trains and automobiles, you may be an older provider!

SNL, did you mean....

If you’re trying to find your age in a drop down box and you can take a short nap while scrolling, you may be an older provider!

Happy Birthday for tomorrow! HA I'm first!

I used to watch lawrence Welk with my aunt all the time! Also Kikla,Fran,and Ollie!
{guess i am old...lol}

If you collect troll dolls you might be an older provider

If your birth control is supplied by mother nature, you may be an older provider!

What about if some of your clients are younger than your oldest child?
LMAO