SOMETHING FUN! Your favorite SEXIEST MOVIE QUOTES !!!

WE CAN ALL USE A GOOD LAUGH. Can you add to these sexy and fun quotes?


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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
- George Burns
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Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
- Steve Martin
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Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
- Sharon Stone
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Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
- Aimee Mullins
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But seduction isn't making someone do what they don't want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.
- Waiter Rant

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Why is it that when I click on a google link entitled (sexiest movie stars)….I get a crazy website advertising car insurance ???? UUUGH ! - GingerB


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Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded.
Anonymous Poster
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Now I don't want to say that kiss was hot, but if the boner police are here, I need a lawyer!
Chris Parnell as Barry Pasternak in Hot Rod
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I was an RA in college, and I can tell you the number 1 sexually transmitted disease, is ignorance.
Ed Helms as Andy Bernard in Season 7, Episode 4 of The Office
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He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off.
Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 4 of Eastbound & Down
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As a friend, and former intercourse companion...
Tina Fey as Liz Lemon in Season 4, Episode 16 of 30 Rock
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He who hesitates, masturbates.
Jim Carrey as Chip Douglas in Cable Guy

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Cheers!
Torre

I couldn't fuck a gorilla.

-Steve Martin as Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr in The Man With Two Brains

When Harry Met Sally...
Harry: What is that supposed to mean?
Sally: Nothing it's just all men are sure it never happened to them and most women at one time or another have done it so you do the math
Harry: You think I can't tell the difference?
Sally: No.
Harry: Get out of here
Sally: oh.. owwwwwww .ewwwwwwwww..
Harry: Are you ok?

Sally: oooooooooooo oh god..owwwwww oh goddddddddd oooooooo ahhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhooooooooooo oh god.. right there.. ooooooooo ahhhhhhhh oooooooooooooo oh god.. yes yes yes yes yes .. RIGHT THERE.... oooooooooooo....ahhhhhhhhhiiii iiiiiiiiii yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes ohhhhhhhhhhhh oooooooooo oh god.. ohhhhhhhhh ... (bite of salad smiling..)

lady in corner tells the waitress: I'll have what she's having.

Great movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZluzt3H6tk

My Favorite Year

A drunk Peter O' Toole is taking a piss in the Ladies Room when an old woman walks in and says:

"Sir..this is for Ladies!" Without sipping up O'Toole pivots around and says:

"So is this Madame..but somethimes I need to run a little water thru it."

My Favorite Year

A drunk Peter O' Toole is taking a piss in the Ladies Room when an old woman walks in and says:

"Sir..this is for Ladies!" Without sipping up O'Toole pivots around and says:

"So is this Madame..but somethimes I need to run a little water thru it." Originally Posted by txcwby6

Omg, that one hit me soooooo funny. LMAO!!!!

“You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? ....You just put your lips together and blow"


www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrUsfyVmeKg

Greta Scacchi to Harrison Ford, as she's lying back on a table so he can fuck her in "Presumed Innocent": "This is going to be sooo good."

Anything from "Secretary." Even the simplest of lines from that movie are sexy....I cant help but....argh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km5AWoC7B7s

Anyone seen "A Dangerous Method?"
"With me I want you to be ferocious. I want you to punish me."

Or you can go the other way and go with lets say....Young Frankenstein.
Inga: "His veins, his feet, his hands his organs would all have to be increased in size."
Dr. Frankenstein: "Exactly."
Inga: "He will have an enormous schwanzstucker."
Dr. Frankenstein: ........."That goes without saying."
Inga: "Woof."
Igor: "Hes going to be very popular."

Then later on in the movie the monster gives it to Madeline Kahn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60W__Pdk5Pc

Great one TXCowboy - not sexy, but best line ever from O'Toole in that same movie?

"I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!"

My personal favorite is a little odd, but in Dogma, as Jay starts to try to drop trou, he says to Linda Fiorentino, who regrets her casual promise...."the world's about to end, and you said you'd fuck me".

"Shut Up and Kiss Me"

My Favorite Movie - "Pretty Woman"

The classic line delivered in her classic hip-swaying style by the great Mae West:

Honey, is that a pistol in your pocket or are you glad to see me?

"Can I borrow your Towel for a sec? My Car just hit a Water Buffulo"

When it came to basketball Gail was a loss, but we had our own version of one-on-one and she thought I was the bravest guy in the world. Which, of course, I am!

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what?
Annie Savoy: Honey, you are a regular nuclear meltdown. You better cool off. Ha ha, ha ha!
[to Crash as he stands up]
Annie Savoy: Oh, where are you going?
Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart.
Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
[pauses then winks and walks away]
Crash Davis: Goodnight.
Annie Savoy: Oh my. Crash...