Feds Seize Terrorist Beer In Daring Raid

Yes, our diligent secret police have thwarted another threat to tyranny, er, I mean, liberty. Of course, I meant liberty.

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/05/...aid-apartment/

I am sure the wort was tainted with mind controlling substances.

Guess the chitown police aren't familiar with moonshiners.

You should have had a headline about how the police shut down an ice cream place.

http://www.examiner.com/article/arme...ce-cream-stand

I'm not surprised, JD. You know what they make ice cream with - MILK! And where there is milk, there may be AMISH! And once you get there, there is no telling what criminal enterprise is under way. You might even find ... sorry to have to go here ... a GUITAR!

God save our tireless law enforcement personnel and their leaders!