Little Johnny like to skip school & when he did he would hide in is Mom’s closet,
One day he skips school & is hiding in Mom’s closet, his Mom has her boyfriend
Over while her husband is at work. They are getting it on when they hear the
Front door opens, it’s her husband. The boyfriend jumps up & runs to the closet.
Little Johnny looks up & says “sure is dark in here, then Johnny ask if the man
wants to buy his baseball, the man says No, Johnny say ok but Dad is out there.
The man says ok how much? Johnny answers $150.00 , ok the man buys it.
A few weeks laterJohnny skips school again & the same thing happens, only
Sells his baseball glove to the man for $350. Later that evening Johnny’s
Dad ask I’m if he wanted to play pitch, Johnny said he couldn’t because
He sold his ball &glove for $500. The. Dad told Johnny that wasn’t right
& he needs to go see the priest. Johnny goes to see the Priest & he is in
The confession booth, first thing Johnny says is” sure is dark in here” the Priest
Reply’s” Kid, I don’t want to hear that crap, this is my closet”.