Jokes are encouraged

Ok, so I am finishing up with my apartment. I finally got the frame for my bed...well here you go lol. I cant take myself too serious standing next to that.
Anyone have a hand that can grab me or actually throw me onto my bed? lol

Jokes are encouraged...lets see if you guys have any I have not heard.
If you do not know I am 4'10
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You have a nice smile

Thank you so much!

It is a really sweet smile!... If I were closer I'm sure we could find a way to get you up on the bed that would be fun for both of us.

i would so toss you up on that bed and do ya good!!

sure I’m only 6’8” & 330, let’s go to Billy Bob’s Honky Tonk ( world’s biggest Honky Tonk
In Ft Worth ) and slow dance. I’ll let u lead, then I’ll take u home & throw u on the bed!! ♥️������♥️
Semper Fi
Financeman22

Spunds like a damn good time but one problem....like the song...my ex lives in Texas

We won’t tell him ur here!!��♥️������������

Ok, so I am finishing up with my apartment. I finally got the frame for my bed...well here you go lol. I cant take myself too serious standing next to that.
Anyone have a hand that can grab me or actually throw me onto my bed? lol

Jokes are encouraged...lets see if you guys have any I have not heard.
If you do not know I am 4'10
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You know what!
You are pretty

Thank you

Ok Id say lets do it but I am a lot to handle...could you handle me? lol

My bed is now back to normal size lol