If you dare!

The hippo spanking dance IS the salute for Captain Fucktard. LOL

this tick salutes no one LOL And how did you get that pic of me dancing from Hunter585????

That is true, I would be one of those fucktards. But it is Captain Fucktard to you! Originally Posted by GP

"Thank you Captain, may I have another? !!!! "

Please add me to the list.

Oooh I think this could be fun! Are bad girls like me allowed?

Bad girls are encouraged.....I'm just saying.

I am interested and want in.

Can i have Access to the Spider Hole? That is if it still exists.

I want to join please

I want in

I'd like to check it out

Hi Sofi. I would like to join the spider hole! Please let me in!

this is in fact my first post, but i would like to join

sadly, sofia is no longer with us........the Spider Hole is doing fine without her.........may she RIP........where ever she is.

When I see handles with a few posts over a long period of time asking to get in the Spider Hole, I am not inclined to grant the request.

a) you are already in the Spider Hole and just want another handle in there to fuck around with.

b) you have been in the Spider Hole and tapped out like a bitch and are trying to get back in under a new handle.

c) you are a lurker with no entertainment value.

d) you are working on handle #16 and want to re-invent yourself.

While none of those things automatically disqualify you for admittance, they usually cause me to ignore your request out of sheer laziness.

Put me in the Hole please