Top this: Sex in dangerous places

Sometimes safe isn't safe enough. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/44...having-sex.htm

A lion killed a woman while she was having sex in the bush with her boyfriend, reports have emerged. He managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.

Well that certainly paints an interesting picture!
At least they were practicing safe sex

So sad, but so many hilarious things we can say about this:

"I guess they were doing it doggy style..."
"Gives new meaning to the term 'thrill of the hunt'..."
"That's some angry pussy..."

How about "be careful about what you find in the bush."
The bush came after them

lions, lice, and crabs, oh my!

Top this? You mean a more dangerous place for sex that the African Bush?

I'm thinking:

1) Olivia Howard's in-call. Especially if you're a Bible thumper or a Palestinian.

2) Little Twat's hotel room if the hooker gets in an argument with him and doesn't let him have the last word.

3) BigTex's hotel room if the hooker says she would never vote for Hillary Clinton.

Just sayin'.

P.S. 4) WE1911's or Bojulay's hotel room if the hooker says she believes in evolution.

That is taking pussy eating a bit too far.

Uh-oh. Looks like the lions got another woman - this time in California.

No word on whether this woman was having sex at the time she joined the buffet.