Pelosi: 'If I Am Not Elected Speaker, Millions Will Die'

TheDaliLama's Avatar
https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-i...lions-will-die



Geez.... I think I’d vote for her!


Trump/Pence 2020
The_Waco_Kid's Avatar
https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-i...lions-will-die



Geez.... I think I’d vote for her!


Trump/Pence 2020 Originally Posted by TheDaliLama
are we sure she's talking about Americans?

"if I am not elected Speaker of the House, millions will die."


BAHAHAAHAAASSAAAAA
I read the link, and I can't figure out what the fuck she's taking about.

Kavanaugh has been on SCOTUS for a month and hundreds of thousands have died?

If you want to see into the future what Alexandria Acasio-Cortez will be like when she's 80, this is it.
Is that from a sarcastic site, like the Onion?

Pelosi sounds desperate not to lose and be humiliated.
  • oeb11
  • 11-20-2018, 08:17 AM
The text from link by OP
WASHINGTON, D.C.—As rumors swirled that top Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi may not retain her leadership of House Democrats, the congressional leader offered a dire warning to her fellow Democratic congresspeople and the nation at large: "if I am not elected Speaker of the House, millions will die."
She said the death toll from her being ousted as the Dems' top congressperson would be "ten times larger" than the deaths that resulted from Trump's election, the Republican tax cuts, and Kavanaugh's confirmation to the Supreme Court."This will kill more people than global warming, the net neutrality repeal, and Republicanism combined," she said gravely. "I will retain power at all costs in order to save us from this terrible fate—even if it kills Democrats' chances at reinventing the party for good."
Pelosi reminded those gathered of how correct her predictions on everything else have been. She pointed out that the death toll from Kavanaugh's nomination was in the hundreds of millions, just as she had warned. She then reminded people of her similarly accurate predictions on every single thing the Republicans have done over the past two years.
"When have I ever been wrong about this kind of thing?" she said.


Babylon Bee is a "source for Christian new Satire". From a quick google search
Fake News!!!
She did not say the above - she is too smart a politician.
Doesn't mean she does not believe she herself is the one and only anointed Savior of the USA
WTF's Avatar
  • WTF
  • 11-20-2018, 08:40 AM
https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-i...lions-will-die



Geez.... I think I’d vote for her!


Trump/Pence 2020 Originally Posted by TheDaliLama
Next time use the Onion, their satire is better written!
  • grean
  • 11-20-2018, 08:55 AM
I read the link, and I can't figure out what the fuck she's taking about.

Kavanaugh has been on SCOTUS for a month and hundreds of thousands have died?

If you want to see into the future what Alexandria Acasio-Cortez will be like when she's 80, this is it. Originally Posted by Jackie S
If I have to pick
I'll take Pelosi over Ocasio-Cortez.
WTF's Avatar
  • WTF
  • 11-20-2018, 09:35 AM
I read the link, and I can't figure out what the fuck she's taking about.

Kavanaugh has been on SCOTUS for a month and hundreds of thousands have died?

If you want to see into the future what Alexandria Acasio-Cortez will be like when she's 80, this is it. Originally Posted by Jackie S
You have to understand that the link is satire or what one used to call bullshit. It is made up....which seems to be the new normal in Trumps world
If I have to pick
I'll take Pelosi over Ocasio-Cortez. Originally Posted by grean
I shrivel at the thought
dilbert firestorm's Avatar
thought it was satire when I read the partial context.
themystic's Avatar
https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-i...lions-will-die



Geez.... I think I’d vote for her!


Trump/Pence 2020 Originally Posted by TheDaliLama
Your Holiness. You have influence over millions of lives. Please remember that. Bless you Master
I wonder is that a subtle hint from her, MORE Antifa rioting will come, if she's not elected?
WTF's Avatar
  • WTF
  • 11-20-2018, 12:32 PM
I wonder is that a subtle hint from her, MORE Antifa rioting will come, if she's not elected? Originally Posted by garhkal
It is satire....she didn't say it.
The lastest is that "Pelosi needs to be made Speaker so she can train her successor."

Ridiculous. Once she's made Speaker, Death itself couldn't pry the gavel out of her hand.
I see what you did here


I shrivel at the thought Originally Posted by nevergaveitathought